Unusual Converations

Hard Words


       I like hard words. Do you likehard words? Hard words are so fun because they make you think so Profound (deep). There so hard they make me feel Langour (weak). Hard words make my Countenance (facial expression) turn sad ther so hard. I mean they are so Manifeastly (obviously) super hard, and I mean HARD. Also can you believe how Prodigious (huge) they are. i'm done peace.


Pickles


        I love pickles! There just so pickly and so crunchy. The best part is there are three diffrent types! I like to eat pickles on pancakes and waffles. No I just wanted to say that. Ya it sounded cooler in my head. I really should think about that. Ya..... Ok now to the real topic. Are tigers racoons or bears? Or are they dogs? I know there not wild cats. For sure. The dictionary says they are but who believes in dicionaries. I mean seriously.... Ya.


Paper

  
       I fancy paper. It's so devine and crinkly. You can find paper on every delectable tree.Made of wood. BOOYA!!!!!!! But seriously....... I got nothing else. So.............. What about that whether Joe. I heard that Steve is an owl. Oh thats such a divine stool. Hubert told me that he likes lobes..... WAIT WHO'S HUBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Where's the world???????????????? Why is it surounding me??????????

Blogs


     I went on somebody's blog. It was so weak and langour. It had no profound thinking. all that it talked about was manifest things that everyone already knew. It was so repetitive. I cant stand people that have a fan in their own home! wait what we talking about? Where is Stew with those chimi changas. I WANT MY MEXICAN FOOD!!!!!!!!! and were not even staying on topic. But wait who turned off my air conditioning!!!!!????? How many days has is been what year is it? Give me answers!!!! give me answers or give me death!!!! There aint no app for that honey!!!!!!! My makeup kit is totally empty! Who used the last of the toilet paper my bottom needs to be WIPED! my notepad is filled with notes! they tell me when to stop! mmm mmm mmm there's so many kinds of cheese! okay goodnight.


                                                                                              Written by Sydney Bell

coffee


         I like coffee. It has meaning to me. Without coffee life would be like black coffee..... so bland. Sipping from that coffee cup makes me feel so divine. I feel like I'm going to explode when I drink coffee. Where is Frank with my Frappuccino! I asked for like 30 seconds ago! Who turned off the AC! Where's my French fries! I want my Australian food! I need to fart. Wow, you know that one tongue twister? HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOOD CHUCK, CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD??????!!!!!!!!! Well, that was exciting. A WOOD CHUCK CHUCKS AS MUCH AS A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!